WHY CAT WAS CREATED?
On the first day of
creation God created the cat.
On the second day God
created man to serve the cat.
On the third day God
created all the animals to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day God
created honest toil so man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day God
created the sparkle ball, so the cat might or might not play with
On the sixth day God
created veterinarians to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seven day God
wanted to rest but he had to scoop the litter box.